Where’s the peanut butter?!

Not unlike the Dysfunctional Family Circus, it turns out a small modification makes Garfield funny, too. Just take out Garfield:

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This handy instructional video from Ira Kaplan and Ed Kranepool finally lifts the shroud of mystery:

This is awesome:

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.

I didn’t send out Christmas cards this year but the next time I do, I hope they’ll be half as awesome as these from Gravity Creative.

I hope the winning bidder’s ID was kept private on this auction so that it wouldn’t spoil my surprise!

In related news - Mr. F was probably the funniest single episode of Arrested Development, but I’m still amazed someone coughed up over $200 for one of the cardboard houses in this auction.

Here’s to feeling good, all the time, originally uploaded by Peru Tha Damaja.

I try pretty hard to be fairly clueless about pop culture. This earns me the mystique of being insightful (unless you know me well, and then I just seem clueless) but it also means that years after some entity has had its popularity heyday, I can “discover” it and then the entire creative body of work is waiting for me to catch up on. This applies to good music, good authors, and most recently, Seinfeld.

My friend Nick frequently uses the toast “Here’s to feeling good, all the time.” Last night I finally saw the Seinfeld episode it came from and it’s got to be one of the funniest minutes ever filmed. It’s better in context, but it’s still incredibly, incredibly funny. Click the picture for the whole clip.

Stop wondering.

(8:42:43 AM) Nick Curran: what kind of man does not have a plunger?

To clarify, the clog that spawned this conversation is in my sink and I think it’s from orange peels.

I first heard about this guy in India who married a dog to atone for having stoned two dogs to death 15 years ago (!) from Howard.  My reactions were complex and instantaneous.

“How did Selvi feel about this?  She doesn’t look happy in the picture.”
“Did he at least get a second opinion from another astrologer before popping the question?”
“They abolished the caste system just in time…”
“What has Scott Adams said about this?”

I definitely recommend reading the Scott Adams response. It’s as funny as his response a year ago after a runner failed a sex test.