Animal lover
I first heard about this guy in India who married a dog to atone for having stoned two dogs to death 15 years ago (!) from Howard. My reactions were complex and instantaneous.
“How did Selvi feel about this? She doesn’t look happy in the picture.”
“Did he at least get a second opinion from another astrologer before popping the question?”
“They abolished the caste system just in time…”
“What has Scott Adams said about this?”
I definitely recommend reading the Scott Adams response. It’s as funny as his response a year ago after a runner failed a sex test.