“Retired S1Ws Recalled To Active Duty”
Things like
this make me think I’m really missing out by not reading The Onion
any more…
With recruitment down sharply, and the prospect of being held back by
the nation of millions appearing once again likely, top-ranking Public
Enemy officials issued an order Monday for all retired Security Of The
First World personnel to return to active duty.…
“I got a letter from the P.E. the other day,” said James Bomb, 46,
also a former S1W. “I opened it, and read it, and said they were
suckers. They want me for their army or whatever? Picture me giving a
damn.I said ‘Never.’”“Then again, I could use the money,” Bomb added.