Too much Half-life
I guess the old saw that you should keep your melee weapons under lock
and key holds true in Moss Bluff, Florida:
AP
Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet
paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he
then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer,
according to an affidavit.