And still the reigning champion…
I imagine the conversation went something like this…
- Coworker 1: “Hey - you know we’re having donuts at today’s rollout party?”
- Coworker 2: “Yeah…”
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Coworker 1: “Did you know Patrick’s got the record set on eating a dozen at 21 minutes and 45 seconds? Think you could beat it?”
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Coworker 2: “Golly! You bet I could - sign me up!”
Why do we let ourselves be talked into such absurd situations? What is
the neural malfunction that lets someone say “I don’t have to try
crack to know it’s not good for me and I don’t want it” but that lets
us agree to an eating contest like this?
Not only have we got a long way to evolve, but my record still stands.
Cory said,
August 18, 2007 @ 12:00 am
Like Hank Aaron or Wayne Gretzky, you remain an immortal in a field of mere fools.
Cheers to ya, my man.