My sister, Elaine Bluth
For the better part of the past hour I’ve been harassed by someone who
keeps calling but when I pick up the phone, there’s no one there. The
caller hasn’t hung up, my phone is just tied up. And I dare not hang
it up again because I know it’s just going to start ringing again if I
do. The plot thickens though since I can tell from the caller ID that
it’s my sister. My mom has recently had knee surgery and I don’t know
if she may have some information that I don’t, so when I finally SMS
her, I show some delicacy: “yo - fizzle that shizzle or quit calling
me!”. A few minutes later I get a message to “pls call me at
home 123 456 7890″. It turns out she’s really just after the free
long-distance she’s grown accustomed to with her (work) cell phone,
and it happens to be on the fritz. I think she knows I’ll tell her
about the Magician, and XDA III if she calls me so rather than finding
someone who can help her fix her - find the person who can help
advance the quest for the replacement.
Speaking of Elaine Bluth - USA Today is currently hosting a poll where
you can tell them to
producing Arrested Development. I doubt this is FOX Broadcasting
planning central, but it can’t hurt to try. Arrested Development has
got to be the best show on TV so please vote, OK?