Where’s the peanut butter?!

tanya says:

-so there was a woman with a duck on the bus this morning

tanya says:

a mallard

tanya says:

it was surreal

reserve slow driving for the slow lane says:

a real duck?

tanya says:

yep

tanya says:

it peed on the woman

reserve slow driving for the slow lane says:

oh my god.

reserve slow driving for the slow lane says:

would you please start blogging?

tanya says:

the woman got off around campus parkway and just started walking down the sidewalk holding the duck

reserve slow driving for the slow lane says:

did she freak out when the duck did that?

reserve slow driving for the slow lane says:

or did the people on the bus?

tanya says:

the people on the bus were just too dumbfounded to say anything

tanya says:

she was concerned much at all about the pee. apparently her duck does that all the time.

reserve slow driving for the slow lane says:

that is insane

tanya says:

she was slightly worried that a “little stinky” might come next

reserve slow driving for the slow lane says:

is that what she said??

tanya says:

yep - exact words