Where’s the peanut butter?!

My dad has been doing some research into the question on the authorship of
the works attributed to href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare">William Shakespeare. I
won’t disclose his findings, but there’s some interesting research coming
out now on a related subject - Thomas Huxley’s assertion that over infinite
time and given an infinite number of typewriters, an infinite number of
monkeys will produce the complete works. href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=1&u=/ap/britain_monkey_authors">AP
is reporting the results of href="http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/documentation/">some British
researchers and it turns out that href="http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/documentation/">over one
month six monkeys produce something - well, something href="http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/NOTES_EN.pdf">not
quite on par with the Bard.